Kapil Sharma Jokes

KAPIL everest par gaya waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha..
KAPIL-baba ye kya hai
Baba-masala
KAPIL- Oh O to Evrest Masala aap hi banate ho.

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Pinku Joke of the Day 

Pinku: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha. lagta hai hamaari shaadi nahi hogi.

Girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya?

Pinku: nahi, tumhaare behan se milaa tha 

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Golden Words 

Kal ka kaam Aaj Mat Karo usko kal tak hi rakho..

Kya pata us kaam ko karne ki zarurat hi na pade".. 

by Mr. Kapil Sharma

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KAPIL gadhe k samne gir gaya. 
1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,"Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?" 

KAPIL BOLA ,"JI BHABHI JI".  

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Ek Angrez Ne Indian Se Pucha. “Bharat Mein Sabse Jyada Barf Kahan Padti Hai?”
Jawab Kuch Aisa Tha.“Before 8 PM Kashmir, After 8PM Wiskey Ke Glass Mein”.

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Ek Bhikari- Oh sundari Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de.
Pati ne biwi se- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai.


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Teacher: Explain About Terrorist..?
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Pappu : Terrorist Is A Tourist Who Comes From Other Country To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..!!!

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Teacher- Khoj wo he jo Prakriti me pehle se hoti he or Aviskar wo he jo prakriti me pehle se nhi hoti Use banaya jata he.
Teacher to std- ek example batao.
Std -Teacher Pehle mere Papa ne Meri maa ki khoj ki Fir Dono Ne Milkar mera Aviskar kiya.

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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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Girl- friend: Agar tumne mujhe kiss karne kis koshish ki to main shor macha doongi. 
Boy- friend: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai. 
Girl- friend: I know but formality to karni hi padegi.

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Biwi bathroom se naha ke nikli to Sanju use ghur raha tha.
Biwi romantic hokar: Kuch karne ka irada hai kya?
Pati ne ek thappad maar ke bola: Mere garm pani se kyu nahayi.

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Kapil to girl- 'Stop' I can PK
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Girl- what PK?
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Kapil- prapose karuga
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Girl- FSSSM
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Kapil- what FSSSM?
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Girl: fut saale sendal se maarugi Girls rocks
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Kapil- MBKF
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Girl- what MBKF?
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Kapil- mukka bhi khayegi fir:-D:p
Kapil double rocks