Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal.....", it does not move.
Finally he wrote the conclusion:
"After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf."
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Where do you find MANGOES? Mango tree? Fruit shop?
**** NO ****
Where ever WOMAN goes, Peeche-Peeche MAN-goes!
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One Sardar goes for an interview in a Detective Agency.
Interviewer: Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thanks for my first assignment sir, I will start investigating!!
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Tamilian calls up a sardar and says,"Tamil therima??" [meaning: Do you know Tamil?]
Sardar gets angry and replies,"Hindi - tera baap!!!"
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Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hoon Main,
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hoon Main.
Filhaal Toh Yeh Sab Sapne Hi Hain,
Kyunki Abhi Tak Kunwara Hoon Mai
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Biwi- Biwi ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Pati- Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to pati ke hisse mein aate hai,
aur biwi Be-Gum ho jati hai.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal.....", it does not move.
Finally he wrote the conclusion:
"After all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf."
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Where do you find MANGOES? Mango tree? Fruit shop?
**** NO ****
Where ever WOMAN goes, Peeche-Peeche MAN-goes!
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One Sardar goes for an interview in a Detective Agency.
Interviewer: Who killed Gandhi?
Sardar: Thanks for my first assignment sir, I will start investigating!!
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Tamilian calls up a sardar and says,"Tamil therima??" [meaning: Do you know Tamil?]
Sardar gets angry and replies,"Hindi - tera baap!!!"
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Apne Sasur Ka Dulaara Hoon Main,
Apni Biwi Ko Bhi Pyara Hoon Main.
Filhaal Toh Yeh Sab Sapne Hi Hain,
Kyunki Abhi Tak Kunwara Hoon Mai
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Biwi- Biwi ko begum kyon kehte hai?
Pati- Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to pati ke hisse mein aate hai,
aur biwi Be-Gum ho jati hai.
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